Paul at the Beach with the Boys
Paul: Okay guys, be careful and -
Niall: Where's the food? You were suppose to pack food.
Zayn: I'm not going in the water!
Liam: I can teach you how to swim!
Paul: Liam, don't force Zayn to do anything he doesn't want to.
Louis: Harreh, let's set out our beach blanket.
Harry: Can I rub sunscreen on you?
Paul: Guys. No sex on the beach.
Niall: WHICH BAG IS THE FOOD IN?
Zayn: I wanna get a sun tan.
Liam: No, I shall teach you how to swim for your safety in case of a tsunami.
Zayn: BUT LIAM I DON'T WANNA - Oh hey, you can see my reflection in the water.
Paul: Be careful, Zayn! Liam, make sure to -
Niall: Look, Paul! It's an ice cream cart!
Louis: Harry... make sure you get my legs...
Harry: Okay!
Paul: NO HARRY. STOP THERE.
Niall: WAIT! The ice cream is going away!
Paul: Niall, don't -
Liam: Get back here, Niall! LISTEN TO PAUL.
Zayn: OH SHIT. LIAM COME BACK. DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE.
Paul: Guys, don't run off. Harry! Get your hands off Louis's -
Niall: WAIIITTTTT FORRR MEEE, MR. ICE CREAM MAN.
Paul: Omfg. We're going to Antarctica next time.
English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
English Teacher: That's quite sad.
Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
English Teacher: What
Me: What
this is the reason i cry at everything you say harry your sarcasm and sass just makes my chest hurt because i just love you so much sigh just love me please
